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Eierlegende Wollmilchsau

"A strange creature indeed"

Literally "the legendary egg-laying wooly milk sow" is a mythical farm animal that is at once a chicken, a sheep, a diary cow and a pig.

It means an all-in-one multi-function device serving an impossible range of purposes. One real world example is those wind-up radio alarm clock torches that were popular in the 1980s.

Today two Eierlegende Wollmilchsau dominate our technology:

The concept caputures the problem of inelegant, over-reach in design, feature creep 1 and the danger of functional concentration into a single point of failure.

From a security standpoint these creations are undoubtedly bad, breakimg with good engineering principles of simplicity, functional-fit, modularity, cohesion, decoupling, legibility and easy maintenance,

Mitigation

Feature creep and related technical debt is an anti-pattern to the Unix Philosophy and good Software Quality

Stuff that has one well-defined function is more secure. It is simpler. It is testable because it has a clean, singular interface.

Good cybersecurity can mean pushing back against neophytes and reckless engineers, but also marketing people and over-zealous product designers who press at boundaries to make things too complex.

Footnotes:

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<2026-01-08 Thu> Even [batteries] are getting out of control!


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